Why the fuck would you willingly read this rag?
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ADHD@lemmy.world•Do you guys struggle with eye contact?English
42·1 month agoI used to look down but then I got para that the person would think I was staring at their chebs so now I just look at the eyebrows.
Not that it matters because I usually forget what was said within seconds anyway.
I grew up in a rural area during the 80/90’s so any diagnosis would just be ‘shy or awkward kid’
What about my namesake

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Dad, what time is your dentist appointment?English
2·2 months agoWhat is the best time to go to the dentist?
1430
Why’s the syringe got two 1’s on it?
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•You can feed the pachyderms at the Budapest ZooEnglish
8·2 months agoHungry Hungarian Hippos
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I work at a pet store where we frequently sell out of aquariums.English
4·3 months agoTwo perch are in a tank, the one driving says
“Can you smell bird?”
It’s always about money.
Wonder what the announcement will be? Wonder which drug they’ll push and which of Trumps cronies will own the pharma company
Paracetamol was first made in the 1800’s though.
Or are they just blaming a certain brand?
Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Trump is fineEnglish
4·4 months agoDoes this look like a sane, healthy man?

Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Charlie Kirk suspect's bullet casings engraved with taunting, anti-fascist messagesEnglish
142·5 months agoThere were also inscriptions on three recovered unfired casings. Those said:
“Hey fascist! Catch!” followed by an up arrow symbol, a right arrow symbol, and three down arrow symbols
“Oh bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao”
“If you read this, you are gay LMAO”
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Politics@beehaw.org•Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”English
15·5 months agoAmericans really struggle with the concept of irony
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•[fluff post] If lemmy users are Lemmites, what would we like to call piefed users?English
6·5 months agoFatties?
After being fed so many pies
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Games@sh.itjust.works•What is your favorite simulator game?English
151·7 months agoGoat Simulator
Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•A Virginia resident hunted a Latino man, cornered him, questioned him, and then shot him and his friend, because he assumed the guy was an undocumented immigrantEnglish
10·7 months agoHow are these idiots now realising the irony of this?
You were founded by undocumented immigrants, most of you are from a lineage of undocumented immigrants
Total Recall ending
Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Carnegie Mellon student with one semester left learns his visa was revoked with no explanationEnglish
2·10 months agoWhat’s going to happen to the USA after you deport all the brown people, quash all the gays and re-orientate the trannies?
You’ll have nothing left to hate
It’s mental how this is pretty much known worldwide, like drawing that S thing. The one similar to the Suzuki logo


That’s pretty cool!
Anyone with any experience with cattle will know they scratch themselves against fences, gates, trees etc but this is something else.
Wonder if any more people will come forward with similar stories after this has been posted