Wouldn’t hurt a deer? Dude they’re called that because they’re shouting about it all the time (that’s what their call spunds like). Racist little fuckers.

Woodpeckers don’t even seem to have penises, at all?

I must say, the legs on that last bird are amazingly accurate, perhaps the best depiction of any bird I’ve seen!

What about my namesake

Imagine how disappointed I was the first time I saw a picture of a titmouse.