every party needs at least one weird little guy
Sometimes you just need to play a weird Lil guy.
My first one (while cliche) was an over the top positive eccentric gnome artificer who was quite naive and always saw the best in everyone, had so much fun playing that bloke that I think it actually improved my mental health and at least made me try to stop being pessimistic so much in RL
My favorite weird little guy was a halfling rogue, but he had an academic background. So he played like this overly optimistic nerd who just wanted to make the world a better place. I was playing him in a way that his optimism would fail when facing reality, but I kept rolling 20s. “Couldnt we all just get along?” Solved two conflicts. The best one was, “perhapse you have forgotten the power of love!” Convinced two dragons who hated each other to date. I miss that little guy. I still use his voice sometimes.
My over the top positive lil guy was a halfling bard who was a baker. All his instruments were pots and pans he would bang on. His vicious mockery was telling you ways that you let down people in your life and genuinely wanting to help you do better. His bags were full of homebrewed muffins that were infused with calm emotions which he would use to pacify and bribe NPCs. Whimble Buttercrust became the de facto party leader and turned our resident murder hobo into a struggling pacifist who would snap if anyone put Whimble in danger.
The other halfling in our party was a horny rogue, so I played Whimble asexual. The DM was also horny so they found it amusing to watch Whimble struggling to graciously excuse himself while remaining oblivious (until it was no longer possible and then becoming flustered).
My weird lil guy was a monk multiclassed with wizard, because he was obsessed with going fast. He also loved taking drugs. There may have been a couple sonic comparisons
I’ve written two, too-long fiction books. After the second one, I realized I only have one story to write, and can’t think of anything else. I tried to start a third one, and it’s just turning into the same story–everything I like. So, I think I’m done writing.
Try writing a story from randomly selected elements. You might surprise yourself when writing under constraints.
Literally! Restrictions make us more creative, I always loved writing prompts for this. You could come up with some elements and number them and roll a die to choose them
This is basically what Brandon Sanderson does and they’re all good. It helps that his favorite thing is inventing new magic systems.
Go look up the belgariad and then the other series by the same author. Wonderful writing and enjoyable story but every series is the same story with different characters.
And settings that, ten years after you get done with them and liked the whole thing based purely on the characters, make you go “wait, that was actually super racist and more than a little pedophilic”
Then you find out about the child abuse charges and some things start making more sense.
Well damn. That was an unwelcome surprise this afternoon. The more you know I guess.
Yeah, I read them as a teen and really liked them, so read them (well, the Belgariad, at least, then kinda stalled on the next series) to my daughter more recently and didn’t find them quite as enjoyable. They were still fun but full of a bunch of questionable shit. I’d say it was very boomeresque with a lot of its humour. Also the weird recurring “oh drat, you have out-negotiated me again, Silk!”
wait until you realize all stories are basically one story
Jokes on you, this time a weird BIG guy!!!..
Mine’s a Triton bard that plays 80s glam rock and dresses like he’s in Motley Crue. Nothing weird about him.
I hope you’re playing 'Dr. Feelgood" when you or someone else heals.
…well, I am now.
Hey, if D&D wasn’t created by a bunch of weird li’l guys to play weird li’l guys in their favorite story world (LotR), then I’ll find one that was inspired to do so. 🤪
In my group there are at least these patterns:
- are you a moon druid?
- are you attacking everything, always, under the guise of protecting the party?
My weird lil guy was a gnome divination wizard whose last assignment before graduating from wizard school was to find a use for True Strike. Unfortunately he never graduated.
Uhh I would just excitedly say “Yep!”
Hey now, sometimes my character is three little guys in a suit pretending to be one bigger guy. Or sometimes I’m a dwarf barbarian who has had so many CTEs that he thinks he’s a wizard.
You mean y’all have adventuring parties that aren’t composed entirely of weird lil guys?
Sometimes they’re at least partly made of weird big guys. Or weird lil gals. Or weird big gals.
