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Don’t sully Dreamcast’s name like this. 🤢

Call it slop, like it is —no matter how many humans were “involved”. 🙄

Ah, GURPS, that ol’ Borg cube. Don’t ever change. 😅

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Some are boba-sized, even!

Just think, after the systems-manufactured destitute addicts clean out the rare metals from those industrial pustules, the whole country’s houseless will have homes, right?

Right?

There’s a Zelda/Delta V joke in there, but I don’t know enough to wordplay it from astrophys to bio. 😭🙇🏼‍♂️

Fun fact: most known ant species’ workers are 0.01% genetically different than each other (ie. queen[s]:mate[s] ratio), and therefore are closer to clones than individual consciousnesses, strictly speaking. ☝🏼🤓

You’ve gotta turn your UV up more.

There’s a nonzero chance that poor bastard got a terse email from admin re: respect for one’s academic utensils, etc. 🫩🤮

The rest of us know that’s a learnin’ hole stretcher to guide the shovelfuls in more easily, not for wall holes.

Nope. My brain doesn’t work that way. I couldn’t name a one.

So close… Almost there… Unf, just a little more… All the way in… Yeah, wiggle it just like that, and… YES! YES, I AM! OHGODStheCHARGE! 🎉

One more reason why inherited wealth is a cancer.

Also, it seems like he was more a wannabe Edison than a Nikolai. 🤌🏼

So, you… 🎵fell down as tiiired ball o’ fire🎵, then?

Instant Death

Massive damage can kill you instantly. When damage reduces you to 0 hit points and there is damage remaining, you die if the remaining damage equals or exceeds your hit point maximum.

Per Ghosts of Saltmarsh, a ship roughly trolley size (though ~¼ its weight) does 25d10 bludgeoning when crashing, (considering a trolley approaching a track switch tends toward 10-15mph, ramming rules seemed excessive).

The party restrained on the tracks may or may not be immobilized as well, but regardless: 25d10 bludgeoning may very well one-shot each and every one of them instantly, and then some.

Side note: you subconsciously pilfer for the proletariat? Sounds like a tough gig. Your ire is likely well-placed, and I support your low-altitude efforts. 🤘🏼

Something tells me that researcher wasn’t allowed to hold the staff and just decided to cover for lack of citable valuation spec. Or, the bearer at the time paid their academic fees, etc.

Either way, everything has a price, no matter if it’s for sale —especially to a D&D party. 😐 It may not manifest as commerce, but it will cost them.

The trick is getting said sovereign into glue form in the first place. That’s basically why the item’s so rare. They’re super wily, that way.

See? Now, I’m curious what other fun spells’d come outta flipping the word order of existent ones. 🤩

Like, would conjuring a Hand Mage call up a street magician?

Also, would Person Hold be a ritual hug spell?

Or, Cage Force grant a target incredible Con-Air hair?

That’s an odd way to cast Fireball, but sure. 🧏🏼

Obviously: while the rest of the party argues, the trigger-happy blaster drops an upcast fireball on the trolley.

Next puzzle, dungeon “master”. 😅😶