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Jesus has been pretty silent since that whole “death” thing. Like every other human.
Like every other human.
Why is only every other dead human silent? What about the other half?
Built up gasses lead to flatulence.
Okay, I laughed incredibly hard at this comment 😂
If those zealots could read they’d be very upset…
I saw one the other day: “I met Jesus in prison”. Damn, what did he do?
He was getting deported for being an immigrant.
Well if the son of god had filed all the right paperwork and gone through the proper channels then he wouldn’t be getting deported.
Reminds me of the clip I saw yesterday or day before where MAGATs actually said that they would welcome Jesus’ in US as long as he came legally.
Edit: found it https://youtube.com/shorts/0eBnr2sFyoI
Holy shit. Really?!? Someone who is a supposed Christian is like, “Trump is righter than Jesus.” The Onion was right these people are beyond parody.
Called them once when I was very bored. The person on the other side, refused to accept any bit of evidence. I asked him about queer youth suicide rates, his response “part of gods plan” or some kind of shit like that.
Like fuck off with that.
If Jesus is to be believed like the man he was. No way he would give two shits about you changing genders. “Oh you want to change genders my child? Will you hurt anyone in the process?”
“No”
“Then go forth, son or daughter and bring light to the world”
MAGA- what a woke ass lib Jesus was.
Doubtful.
His culture was not kind to anything other than the approved gender norms.
Matthew 5:6 for context
“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be filled.”
Correct me if wrong but it has no relevance on the billboard which is hilarious.
I hunger for righteousness. Fill me up, daddy.
They are being honest about preying on vulnerable people via religion, it seems.
so much of the imperial interior is just miles and miles of deserted, fossil fuel industry scarred land and nothing but these imperial cult billboards and the occasional dead walmart town
I think there is something about Jesus beating people like you with a whip until they left the church, is that what you’re talking about?
“Who you gonna call?!”
Obviously, blindly support MAGA without a spark of understanding of irony.
Is Jesus answering the phone?
Yes
Jesus says yes
I saw one from the same org that was openly supporting creationism and had the Ascent of Man crossed out, so I doubt you’ll get anywhere with them if you do call.
Hmm. Is this like playing rock paper scissors with Jesus? I think Jesus will go with divorce, the opposite of which is wealth. Chose wealth!
Out of curiosity, is this image from Missouri? I swear I’ve seen that exact billboard ad on both I-70 and I-55.
