I can hear the theme song … nice job!

Is that Mick Fleetwood in the last panel?

I don’t need to be reminded of how dumb America is

Hours and hours of spare time working as an engineer and endless access to a ship’s computer, so much data storage, devices, holo programs, simulators and digital systems … inevitably he’s going to end up doing some freaky stuff.

Every episode just immediately jumps into whatever world that O’Brien created in the simulations where he keeps every buffer clone trapped forever … sometimes it’s on DS9, sometimes on the Enterprise, sometimes on a Borg ship, sometimes in 19th century Louisiana, sometimes 23th century California, sometimes ancient Rome, sometimes on Kronos, sometimes on an ice moon, sometimes just free floating in empty space

This past summer I hadn’t been to the cottage for over a month but I had some food left in the fridge. I brought home a can of opened berry jam I had there and I didn’t want it to go to waste. I ate from it three or four times before I noticed the large patch of mold that was growing on the lid and the underside of the top of the inside of the jar. I like saving food because I grew up poor but at the same time, I’m not going to send myself to the hospital to save a bit of jam … I threw the jar away after that.

We just have to pipe it faster

Why don’t we just pipe our water all the way out to the sun and pipe the steam back to earth.

My conservative inner demon trying to colonize my wild open self

Two screams one sugar

Just one program?

Americans suffer from Stockholm syndrome

She shouldn’t be that happy after a 30 hour shift

I have several of those mouth guards

They’re all labeled

TOS
TAS
TNG
VOY
DS9
ENT

Me looking at the mirror at myself while having a lengthy conversation in my head about what I need to cook for dinner tonight.