I got it instantly! Thanks Diablo 2!

Don’t be silly, it’s not like the US has a history of deeming that certain groups of people are inferior to others and forcing them into involuntary labor.

I mentioned it once to my Primary doctor, and he went on a rant about how those are “performance enhancers” and anybody would be able to function better on them and essentially said that he refused to let me cheat life that way.

My insurance has a stupid high deductable, so I have to pay everything out of pocket, so I’m not bothering with the search and paperwork required to talk to a mental health professional.

I wouldn’t know, I can’t even afford the diagnosis.

My beard.

Dang. I feel that more than you know.

I usually just smoke a blunt, forget about them and play video games.

Would not recommend. None of this shit is getting done!

Congratulations! Now it’s time for the magic!

That’s a good way of describing my system. I put the bills on auto pay and stop spending when it runs out.

I’m reluctant to blame anything besides increased awareness for any increase in diagnosis.

I didn’t discover that I had it until I was almost 40, and I’m sure many others my age STILL don’t realize that they have it.

Teaz nuts!

Oh yeah! I fucking love eating!

You know, things and stuff.

I think it’s funny that I’ll come home from work and when asked “What happened at work today?” I’ll answer “nothing”, but then tell a few stories about what happened at work later on in the night as other things remind me of them.

You have to provide those yourself.

Yes, I am the one that says “bumbum BUM!” when tensions rise.

Ha! That’s hilarious! I’m glad I could help!

Maybe you already put it away. Check the place where you’d probably put it.

What’s funny is that at some point in the past year or two, I’ve accepted that all the progress isn’t really worth anything, I’m just enjoying having something feed me that dopamine. I’ve been flipping through games like crazy and just moving on when I start to get stuck or bored.

So, I live for progress indicators. Doesn’t sound as fun when you call them that, but unlocking that skill tree, looting better gear, leveling up, oh God how I love leveling up.

I’m as old school as the term “beating the game”. Most games today pretty much push you along the storyline until you get to the end, but I was raised on that desire to beat the game. So, I ride it out to the end, collecting progress indicators the whole way.

I just think it’s funny how we’ve ADHDed ourselves into opposite extremes.

I thought my frog had laryngitis, but he croaked.