I get lost A LOT.
And of course, too many words. Blah blah blah. Let’s get on with it and let me play the game!
I’m also not very good at combos, but maybe that’s just me. Hitting a specific combination of more than 4-5 buttons is near impossible. It’s usually just easier to avoid using that move than to try to try to build up the muscle memory.
If anybody is confused: Tooth hurty.
Trash. Can’t even figure out which hand is which.
I kind of get this, but it’s not specific to any particular body part. Usually it’s if I feel something slightly different than normal, like a fingernail that’s just a little bit too long, and I will unconsciously fidget with it for the next hour or two.
I know we’re simple people who enjoy simple jokes, but that’s probably the best one I’ve seen in a long time.
I got my history teacher to laugh at this one when he asked “Does anyone know what a buccaneer is?”
Highlight of my life.
Just told this one at work last week!
It always bothers me when non-mammalian characters have boobs.
Well played.
Oh wow. Just based on the poster, I expected that she was kidnapped and saved the day by teaching her satanic kidnapper the word of Christ.
And it’s usually the other way around, typically people file retaining orders AGAINST the church. She has got to be WAAAY out there!
This is almost as funny as it was yesterday when someone else posted it.
I’ve never gotten so many reports at once. 🤦🏻♂️
Come on people, hating something without understanding it sounds like something religion would do.
This stays up as a reminder to check your sources!
That’s probably a good thing, because my grand dad’s jokes were just racist.
I have a habit of working somewhere for about two years and what originally starts as a fun new thing (well, about as fun as work can be) slowly turns into a torturous slog, and I start searching for yet another new job.
I’m never much further ahead than entry level positions, but I have learned a lot about a variety of industries. I treasure that more than titles and prestige, but sadly, the rest of the world doesn’t feel the same way.
Are there many “gig work” options where you are? Things like driving for Uber or Delivering groceries for Spark?
Those are great for people that can’t tolerate the 9-5, because they’ll take most anyone, and you work on your own schedule. If you aren’t feeling it one day, just don’t turn on the app. Maybe you function better in the evening, you can pick your own hours instead of waking up to an alarm. If you’re running low on cash, knock out a few deliveries and make some money.
I’ve had feelings like this before. It’s not easy to deal with those.
I’ll grant you the respect of not telling you what to do or that “YoU HaVe sO mUcH tO LiVe FoR!” Because I don’t know your situation and it always pissed me off when complete strangers were convinced they knew exactly how to solve ALL of my problems.
I realized I was ADHD when I was about 40. I always thought that was kids who couldn’t sit still, so I never thought it was me. Turns out there is an inattentive type that breaks all the stereotypes and is usually just misinterpreted as “smart, but lazy”.
It’s impossible for other’s to understand how hard it can be to motivate yourself, and basic tasks become insurmountable obstacles. But also, we’re fickle as hell, so, in a day or two, things may but feel as impossible as they do now. Find solace for today, try to keep yourself distracted, and see what tomorrow brings.
Well played!
Looking at it again, I’m realizing that taking a picture of the TV probably solidifies it as a dad move.
I sent this image to my boys with the caption: “The German word for when a gym bro passes gas and it smells like protein powder.”
A dreadmill.