Rock out with your Spock out!
Star Trek TOS, Season 3 Episode 1.5: “All at One Pantsuit”
Scotty: “Blast me bagpipes! Me eyes haven’t seen an outfit that tasteless since Starbase 41 back when I was on the Faerie Queene!”
Bones: “Jim, if we don’t replace Spock’s clothes soon, we’ll all be dead before we know it.”
Kirk: “Mr. Spock, for the safety of this entire crew, I’m ordering you to change your clothes immediately.”
Spock didn’t have much of a reaction the orgasm gun
Unexpected Orgazmo.
Mr. Spock was, of course, the first contestant eliminated from the air guitar competition. Why he was there in the first place is anybody’s guess.
He was waiting to receive the invisible guitar, as was the logical assumption for the competition.
Haha had the exact same thought
That’ll be hard to top
Kirk, Bones and Scotty had the fish, Spock had the lasanga
When a problem comes along, you must whip it!
Mr. Spock smugly reminds the others he thought the fish smelled off
“But I didn’t have the salmon mousse!”
Normies having emotional breakdowns because they can’t handle your stoic high-functioning autism.
When the synchronized bluetooth headsets haven’t synced with yours yet and the playlist is hitting everyone hard
Before the Vulcan neck pinch there was the Vulcan crotch kick.
Ow, my balls
“At least, I’m pretty sure I put on deodorant this morning.”
harder better faster stronger
New album “Disassociation” by legendary pop 80s group Spokan Spokan
Me checking if the server is still busted.
