I bet the solution is so fast, it’s past your eyes before you know it.
Edit: for anybody who is hearing impaired.
Sounds like something a guy named Louie would think of.
idk, seems like an idea that should be sent out to pasture.
Louie CK? Funny guy, weird shaped penis.
Hmm, a sign language pun. Interesting!
Past-yer-eyes milk. Nice.
Some relatively unknown French microbiologist is rolling in his grave right now.
Sacre Bleu!
Mmmmerde!
Sanitation is being put out to Pasteur
This is a top grade pun.
“LOUIS PASTEUR WAS A FASCIST IN LINE WITH THE NEW WORLD ORDER!” - Big D
Fun fact:
The dairy was fined in 2023 for a Salmonella outbreak and is very militantly anti-government.
The why seems pretty clear.
I’m cool with idiots who don’t know any better getting what’s coming to them… but I’m not really cool with them sneezing on the same door handles I turn.
Except the same people end up serving it to their kids
Weird. I thought they were anti-abortion.
Only until they’re born. After that, they’re 100% pro death. Execution penalty all the way.
Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it’s good for the corn it’s good for you.
Throw in some powerful antibiotics too … if it’s good for the cow, it’s good for you
if it’s good for the cow, it’s good for you
Must undergo a rectal palpation first, in order to
assesassess health.
Don’t forget to sun your taint. I hear that cures all sorts of things
A sun-goatse of sorts.
A bit of roundup and horse paste, the MAGA cure-all.
Wonder if they tried heating the milk up to 63 degrees C for 30 mins before consumption?
Maybe that would help.
Nah just add a little ivermectin and you’re good!
Just use bleach! It kills 99.9 percent of germs.
I’ve been injecting Oxy-Clean™ - my lungs never felt so fresh!
Why would you say crazy, nonsense things like that?
Sorry, I am out of line.
But I do think it could catch on.
Crazy how if it was any democrat saying drink raw milk s/he would likely be accused of a conspiracy in which he is trying to spread bird flu so they can have another pandemic and vaccine manufacturers make money out of it. But when a republican says it, s/he is probably celebrated for using the wisdom of our grand grand parents.
I mean, viruses are kind of Trumps thing. Maybe H5N1 kills another million or so to mark his second term.
H5N1 is way, way more lethal than Covid19.
If it were to mutate to spread between humans without decreasing in lethality it would probably be the deadliest event in human history by a significant margin.
It has been contracted by humans, but because we pasteurize and ultra pasteurize, the problem has been mostly moot. I’m still using ultra pasteurized dairy. It’s typically those who work very closely with the animals and such. Many a farmer will dip into that raw milk for their own table too.
CDC data has 29 human cases 15 of which were serious to critical, with 7 deaths. That is NOT a large enough pool to establish a meaningful percentage, but it’s worth keeping an eye on with some level of concern. Especially with the number of medically minded dipshits we have in this country.
On the bright side, if H5N1 kills off all its hosts, it’ll effectively eradicate itself
H5N1 would kill a lot more than a million if it goes H2H.
it would be celebrated as “freedom”
I’m told that if you mix in some bleach, it’ll “do a tremendous number” on the pathogens.
America, home of the brave and land of fucking around and finding out.
Is this why Mister Brain Worms wants to sell raw milk? So bird flu spreads since worms hate birds
Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave, watching them raw milk drinkers.
For the other non scientists here is a good article explaining what “raw milk” is. https://www.uclahealth.org/news/article/dangers-raw-milk-arise-bacteria
TLDR: they boil milk to nuke bacteria, “raw milk” is what they call milk that hasn’t had that happen and is dangerous, especially considering recent events.
You know it’s great to question why we do the things the way we do them, but question them and answer them logically
The problem is when they ignore the answer to keep asking the question waiting to hear what they want to hear.
Hey, I live there and someone just posted on our local Facebook page asking where to get some raw milk. I’ll send them a link.
Maybe ingest it and then use UV light or inject bleach. I hear Ivermectin helps against everything.
It’s so bizarre to see this discussion play out on the basis of “health”
Because there is a legitimate discussion to be had about the economics of how milk pasteurization requirements have affected local dairy farms. How the unsanitary conditions of industrial scale milk production have made it a necessity. How marketing and corporate interests have shifted consumption patterns.
And yet these fucking dipshits have turned this in to “pasteurized milk personally harms you!” In grifter circles.
How screwed are we that we can’t talk about the complexities of how corporate farming practices have effected our food supplies with out couching it in terms of “health food”.
I cannot express how much I hate the term “health food”. There is no such fucking thing as a “health food”.
It makes me want to rip my hair out when these topics come up.
This problem has always bugged me writ large as well. It seems nearly impossible to have any conversation that looks at the bigger picture of things in a complete and nuanced way.
Take for example employment rates. It’s just taken as a given that high employment is the goal. But stop and think about that for a second. In any other part of your life is your goal to completely saturate all time with labor? No, obviously not.
But the goals are set and we must achieve them. More money next quarter than last quarter, it doesn’t matter if every conceivable customer already has a subscription, we must grow. Make the product cheaper to make, charge more, do anything but consider that we might have picked stupid goals.
Agreed with everything you said. I had a class about bio processes and one of them was about production of cheese and during the class both our professor and the scientist that was walking us through the chemistry of cheese making were constantly talking how pasteurization was really good for us all and how annoying it was that it made cheese making more difficult because of the way it messed with casein and other proteins, making it so that the cheese wouldn’t “coagulate” correctly (they used a specific term that I cannot remember for the life of me, sorry) but that was all. A protein being bent up a bit doesn’t negatively affect the milk of where just drinking it or using it to bake, Ave even for cheese making there are tequiniques to still make it into cheese with pasteurized milk.
