how about you grok deez nuts (it is 1 am please forgive me)

don’t let your cat girls outside, they tear up the local ecosystem

I don’t think that’s correct, I think it’s

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F/F/Mpreg

English gay then?

now that you mention it you got me thinking about the logistics of mosquito bites lol

If I see a mosquito I feel it 100% of the time, however sometimes mosquito bites just appear where I never noticed the bite itself until it starts to itch later.

perhaps a placebo of my brain paying special attention to the area or something? idk

*freebird solo*

this sounds like the kinda thing that I (uneducated in this topic) would go “heh… yeah…” and upvote not understanding the joke

then I open comments and it’s actually about tossing toddlers into a volcano and I am immediately sentenced with the guilt of upvoting a meme about child volcano sacrifice and I have to come to terms about how I am a horrible person who will blindly follow someones agenda because they were using big words and I am actually incredibly foolish and don’t deserve an opinion about anything ever…

or it’s just an extremely nerdy joke that nobody really understands but upvotes anyways

I hate dragons. Controversial take but like just come up with some other mystical creatures! have some fun with it! if rather interact with a pink unicorn plushie than fight another dragon

are they actually just lizards?

due to the ‘Dont Say Gay’ bill my biology teacher said it was “great sex” instead of “gay sex”.

literally 1984

Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

I didn’t need to know Benjamin Franklin fucks old ladies because they can’t have babies, but I appreciate the honor of carrying this information.

also the idea of a genius putting a bucket on the head of a grandma he fucks and telling her to act like she’s 21 is HILARIOUS to me

that is a different way of doing it I didn’t think about but my method still works

to roll 1:
1st, 0 x 10 = 0
2nd, 0+0 = 0
add 1, 0 + 1 = 1

to roll 100:
1st, 9 x 10 = 90
2nd, 90 + 9 = 99
add 1, 99 + 1 = 100

that’s the exact same except you count 0 AS 100 instead of adding 1

there’s a 0 on the die

to roll 1:
1st, 0 x 10 = 0
2nd, 0+0 = 0
add 1, 0 + 1 = 1

to roll 100:
1st, 9 x 10 = 90
2nd, 90 + 9 = 99
add 1, 99 + 1 = 100

that’s exactly what I said, also you’d still need to add 1 to make rolling 100 possible

How to roll 100:

1. take 10 sided die, roll once
2. take that number and multiply by 10
3. roll 10 sided die again
4. add that to the number from #2
5. add 1 (otherwise it would be 0-99, not 1-100)

that’s how you know a q&a platforms bad at it’s job lol

a classic