Yes, Jizz.
I have never watched even a single episode of Star Trek, but I like you guys for your memes.
I have never watched even a single episode of Star Trek
but I like you guys for your memes.
Okay, call off the mob!
The mob is carrying DVD copies of DS9 … the dogs are strays they found along the way and they’re taking care of them … the torches are there because they drained the batteries on their smartphones downloading ‘Wrath Of Khan’ for you to watch.
They’re yelling, “LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, DAMN YOU!”
If I don’t click it, the mob looks like a disco ball on my phone.
Start with Star Trek: The Next Generation, and move on from there. The first season has some quirks, but by the second it’s solid gold.
I started watching TNG just recently and am nearly done with season 2. Season 1 is not nearly as bad as the internet led me to believe, and honestly I kinda miss some things from it a little bit.
Well, there’s a bit of everything in the fandom. What sort of series and movies do you like? I’m sure we’ll be stumbling to recommend you specific episodes Abe possibly even a movie or two.
(TBH I don’t care much for the movies, expect for the Kelvin timeline, for which I’m sure I’ll burn at the stake.)
One preaches hope for a better future.
One preaches a never ending cycle of ambition, corruption, and cruelty.
Who would have ever thought time would prove Star Wars more thematically realistic 😂
Star Wars was based on the past but set in the future. They borrowed “stormtroopers” from Hitler. The space battles are just like WWII dogfights. Star Wars was never looking forward it was looking backwards.
Are you sure Riker doesn’t perform jizz?
Riker got that taken care of before even joining the academy.
All crew report for mandatory jizz-ectomy
There is no sound tho
StarTrek all the way, actual REAL peaceful space communists or religious Knights with magic powers? That’s not a hard choice
Space explorers … or … authoritarian space soldiers fighting religious space fanatics
Why does it feel like this comment section is assuming someones values based on their enjoyment of works of fiction haha
I like both for different reasons. And I don’t think that really says much about my values at all
It’s entertainment, people!
Especially this one:
Either you’re into Star Trek and understand the self-burn vibes here or it’s just a random not-overly-nerdy shirt.
I just applied for my UK passport and the photo I gave to them was me in a red T-shirt with the TOS delta on it. I’m guessing the delta will be cropped out, but here’s hoping.
It’s a Tom Scott reference with a funny triangle
When people conjure mental male representation of Star Wars, they think of fat neckbeard Lucas and the lizard. When they think of Star Trek, they imagine sly silver fox Picard and Datas most probable mechanical prowess.
This tracks.
Stranger in a Farscape shirt: knows how to party… possible cast or crew member.
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Bdsm under a Hawaiian shirt
I never pass up a chance, no matter how small, to get my hands on a dose of translator microbes.
Might be a Muppet.
stargate shirt
I’d suspect you of having a snake in your belly.
eyes briefly flash white in acknowledgement
I have both tshirts, my trustworthiness also happens to fluctuate wildly based on my apparel.
I have this T-shirt. People have no idea what to do.
I need that.
I was trying to figure out where I got mine from, but I can’t find the store. That image was from Etsy. I know there are others in similar styles for sale, but mine is just the outline like that.
Edit: also, the outline on mine is yellow.
Total stranger in a Stargate T shirt. They probably have way more firepower, and enough C4 to solve all my problems.
Jizz was first mentioned in canon in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi junior novelization, authored by Ryder Windham and released in 2017.
Oh, then they absolutely knew.
The Return of the Jedi novelization introduced the term “jizz-wailer” to describe a musician, but the term “jizz” as the name of the musical style was not introduced until the publication of Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina, twelve years later.
The original RotJ novelization was released in 1983. Don’t discount Legends!
Yeah, that unfortunate term has been around forever. I think I first ran across it in a West End Games sourcebook from 1990-ish.
To be fair, it was probably more common at the time to know that Jazz has an identical etymology.
Etymology is not destiny, and in particular Jazz was established before the sexual meaning of the root was firmly (hehheh) established.
Nah, man, Lucas clearly just wasn’t familiar with the term and let it slide with the original ROTJ novelization, or the 1984 reference book, or wherever it was that it first popped up. Well, that, or they were just trolling us all along. 🤣
We don’t have a style of music called jizz, because we classify our birds with it instead.
So I could talk about the jizz all over those boobies (or tits) and not have it be NSFW?
That’s how I make it through the dark times.
Probably because of the virtues that each fan seem to seek with their choice…
Star Wars Jizzed right into my ear…
This isn’t as funny since Disney renamed it to Jatz
When i saw that i was just hoping so hard that Jatz becomes slang for ass to mouth sex or something.
Damn Disney and their cultural appropriation…
That’s our word!
I’m something of a jizz-wailer myself…
-Riker, probably
