When i saw that i was just hoping so hard that Jatz becomes slang for ass to mouth sex or something.

Like Dr. Pepper?

I hope he does more of these. I really like smallant and wirtual? They are some legit gigabrains. Can’t blame someone like dark viper tho, as far as i know he only really plays gta 5.

I see pictures of people on tinder that are so smooth and unreal it’s fucking creepy. Like to a point where the nose disappears and the eyes are in front of the hair, because they are not real. And i know this is often a social media thing and a body dysmorphophobia problem, but i also wonder who looks at these pictures and goes: ahh yes, the perfect women

The Wii U is the last console i bought and i still think it’s such a great concept that failed for no real reason. Playing a game on the tv and having the mini map on the controller screen for example is so cool. They could’ve made so many completely different and new games. But i think it’s just that no one really cared

Tens of Taylor Swift fans claim to leave X

Her burrito bag is pretty funny

Isn’t the ps4 pro mainly smaller and not as obnoxiously loud as the standard one?

There is nothing pokemongos wouldn’t buy

But they also don’t have starfield

That’s why when you see documentaries about tribes that had little to no contact to the outside world, women are often hunting and do the heavy lifting and men are at home raising kids and taking care of the village while the women are out there. I mean i haven’t seen it, but according to this one weird paper they must exist.

You might need to get off the internet for a minute

I once watched a youtube video where a guy with a super hot tinder profile would chat with random girls and he could say whatever vile shit and they would all be like: aww, but you’re so hot tho.

I murdered your child.

So wanna hang out some time?

I ate him.

Raaawr ;)

I absolutely dislike fan service. But somehow at least it kinda worked. In star wars it feels like they just forcing down fan service, while in deadpool, they show fan service the fans actually care about. Like chanum tatum’s gambit and blade. Knowing how shitty Wesley snipes was to RR, makes this even funnier that he was nice enough (i assume, i don’t really know.) to let him be blade in his monster hit movie. Seeing captain america was fun too, although seeing his face i knew he was too expensive to stay.

It was better than i expected, but my expectations were super low. Thinking back about what i liked is kinda rough, because there isn’t much. I don’t even want to watch the movie again.

When i had a uti, my doctor said i had to drink a lot of cranberry juice. I’d rather deal with an uti

I wonder that a lot. Like back when it was really important that Taylor Swift or whoever was hip back then had the: send from iphone on their social media, so people bought iphones. How much does she know about technology tho? I was driving past a car dealership and they had a huge sign with a football player shaking some guys hand saying: sportsball player is super into Hyundai. He almost famously is not, he’s into audi, i don’t care about sports or celebrities, and even i saw him driving his fancy audi that is also on many pictures of him.

Maybe he’s not your friend and you don’t really know him?

It’s almost like he’s just some guy who makes a paycheck when he can. People act like he’s their friend. Some creepy ass le epic keanu behaviour

He’s just your every day american, that’s why he’s popular