Bisexual fashion lizard:
Garak, stop talking about Dr. Bashir that way
Can’t wait for the buddy cop spinoff: Bisexual Fashion Lizard and The Twink.
Eh-hem, Its doctor twink
Doctor The Twink, PhD
He didn’t spend seven years at Starfleet Medical to be called Mister.
He may be a twink but he still had a hard-on for both part-worms
Dude was a mechanical genius who eventually became Grand Nagus. But sure, he’s an idiot.
Why does a space station need a captain anyways? It’s not like it’s going anywhere.
Uhh, it was in orbit over Bajor, and now it’s out front of a wormhole. It sure as shit wasn’t Q or the Borg who moved it, now was it?
No, it was an overworked Irishman.
You’re damn right!
Yes, but who gave the order?
The Prophets.
The union
Don’t forget the communist conventions and baseball games!
WHO is the hologram of Frank Sinatra? What am I missing??
Vic Fontaine. A lame, self-aware hologram introduced in season 6 who gives relationship advice mostly.
lame
How DARE you, Sir!
Pistols at dawn!
Phasers or disruptors sir/ma’am, we are civilized here. Even if that one wasn’t.
Those little garage door opener phasers from the first season of TNG.
I’ve come around a bit on Vic. In my current DS9 re-watch, I just got to the episode where Nog goes to live with him in the holo-suite and he helps him overcome his trauma. He’s way less lame (and creepy) than when he tricks Odo into dating real Kira by telling him she’s a hologram.
he tricks Odo into dating real Kira by telling him she’s a hologram.
“Sometimes you gotta tell a man that there ain’t no mountain before he’s willing to try to walk up it. Badda bing, badda boom!”
I got curious and went Wikipediaing. The guy who played him died two months ago. Now I feel like a complete ass for dissing him at all.
He did come out of left field, but he’s a pretty good character.
