exhales loudly

civilian teacher with ten six-year-olds on a field trip in the Arberitum

Picard, over comms: “ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP!! REPEAT, ALL HAND-“

Python now has root access.

You have been removed from root access.

They’re blind pack Ensigns.

Most of them are Ensign Kim or Ensign Crusher, but if you’re lucky you’ll get an Ensign Ro or Ensign Mayweather.

“And to this day… is there a single statue of me in front of the stadium?”

There was one where Picard died.

Direct intervention by Q is the only thing that saved him.

“If it wasn’t for those meddling temporal offficers.”

Died of supernatural causes.

Isn’t this Close to Home, the Far Side-like comic?

Off to destroy the Continuum…

“C’mon, The Cheat, lets go put a whole vile of Cordrazine in Homestar’s fruit punch.”

Yes, thats exactly what came to mind when reading the post.

There needs to be an episode where a Klingon, a Romulan, a Gorn, and Harry Mudd sit around a table and recount the time they almost killed Captain Kirk.

Edit: Replaced Tholian with Gorn, more appropo.

Scotty: “Wesley, my boy, I was pushing starships while your grandfather was in diapers!”

It looks like the same language and layout used in the The Next Generation Technical Manual and now I wonder how much of that was just lifted from the continuity bible they created to help make the show.

Hey, Chekov, if that’s your thing then okay. Just make sure you get consent next time.

Someone made an actual Earl Grey Lofi playlist on Spotify.

Oh, I thought you were going to say it’s the same woman.

Executive Producer: Rick Berman

One of my favorite non-Star Trek things Nimoy did was the Audi commercial with Zachary Quinto.