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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 9 months ago

puts hair on ya chest

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  • @Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world
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    123•9 months ago

    Never forget the future that was taken from us.

    • Pennomi
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      23•9 months ago

      It’ll come back eventually unless fusion takes over. The power density promises are simply too attractive.

      • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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        The mining and processing of the “fuel” is not. The cost of the plants and the risks neither. That’s why nuclear is slowly losing to regenerative.

        Btw, from the World Nuclear Industry Status Report 2024 > Key Insights:

        Russia is also playing a key role in the supply of fuel services, involving uranium mining, conversion, and fuel assembly manufacturing for Soviet-designed VVER pressurized water reactors, of which there are 19 in the E.U. and 15 in Ukraine. International sanctions have had little effect on the business. On the contrary, the share of Russian supply of natural uranium, conversion, and enrichment services to the E.U. all increased between pre-war year 2021 and 2023; VVER fuel imports doubled.

        And you can see all of my points confirmed in that report.

    • @StellarExtract@lemm.ee
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      41•9 months ago

      Of course, mother!

      • @Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world
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        42•9 months ago

        Thank you Junior. Don’t forget to wear you shoes when you go play in the asbestos pit at school. I put two cigarettes in your lunchbox you can have one at lunch if your teacher says its okay and one on the way to home after your shift at the radium watch painting factory.

        • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          18•9 months ago

    • @BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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      1•9 months ago

      Thank you Green Peace /s

      Bunch of short sighted uninformed hippies

      • Queen HawlSera
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        1•9 months ago

        A lot of terrible things have been done by good people with good intentions who had no idea what the fuck they were talking about.

  • @Routhinator@startrek.website
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    11•9 months ago

    Do you want to be Malons? This is how you become Malons. /s

    • @Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•9 months ago

      What show is that?

      • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        9 months ago

        Walker Texas Ranger

      • @InputZero@lemmy.world
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        3•9 months ago

        Star Trek Voyager

  • @SSJMarx@lemm.ee
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    15•9 months ago

    imagines a nuclear future

    also imagines that each home needs to supply its own atomic wafers

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      That way you would create more trash.

      They lived making lots of “trash” bcs they loved discarding all the trash.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      2•9 months ago

      Consumers gotta consume

  • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    21•9 months ago

    She’s right there. This is literally a power play to force her kid to do a pointless task.

    • @TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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      17•9 months ago

      “pick up that can”

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        6•9 months ago

        Of course, mother!

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    46•9 months ago

    Too 👏 cheap 👏 to 👏 meter

    • @Zink@programming.dev
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      7•9 months ago

      Given the up-front cost of any kind of reactor, I don’t think the concept of a usage-based electric bill goes away as long as it’s corporations competing for customers. Maybe eventually it would be like ISPs where it’s a flat fee depending on the size of your connection. I guess it could be totally unmetered then.

      Like so many things, it gets a lot simpler if it’s the government supplying the service.

  • @perishthethought@lemm.ee
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    9•9 months ago

    Clean! Safe!! Too cheap to meter!!!

    /pffft

  • @nl4real@lemmy.world
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    9•9 months ago

    I passed out from the flood of Fallout references that just rushed into my brain.

  • MeatPilot
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    “Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!”

    “By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!”

    “My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition.”

  • @Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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    62•9 months ago

    “Mother, why do all my teeth feel itchy?”

    • I Cast Fist
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      43•9 months ago

      “It’s because you haven’t been smoking enough. Here, smoke these two before dinner.”

    • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      11•9 months ago

      Spit out the wafer.

      • @Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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        5•9 months ago

        The Children of the Atom deem you a HERETIC! Embrace the holy atom!

    • @tamal3@lemmy.world
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      2•9 months ago

      I’m so out of my depth in this thread. Is this a real side effect of radiation?

      • @Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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        4•9 months ago

        I can’t find it now, but I’d swear to having read an anecdote from someone working with radiation who reported tingling teeth during exposure.

        It definitely does a lot of nasty things to the body.

  • @allywilson@lemmy.ml
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    18•9 months ago

    Wait a sec, I was told American’s don’t use the metric system…

    • fakeaustinfloyd
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      14•9 months ago

      The imperial system doesn’t have any electromagnetism units that I’m aware of, so they borrow from SI.

      • @Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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        9•9 months ago

        The Watt predates the SI itself. SI borrows the Watt much as it dues with other units.

      • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        17•9 months ago

        We can use horsepower hours if you’d like. Or BTU

        • @JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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          12•9 months ago

          I’m all for paying my electric bill in horsepower/hours. That feels very American. How many V8s is my house?

          • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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            1•9 months ago

            I’m gonna need you to repent and convert to metric

            • @JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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              3•9 months ago

              🦅

          • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            6•9 months ago

            I’d be horsepower * hour, since horsepower is a unit, of, well, power, and [Energy] = [Power]*[Time]

            But might as well go for an obscure time unit as well at that point. Horsepower Sennights, baby

            • @reinei@lemmy.world
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              2•9 months ago

              Hmm but couldn’t we then also go even further and assume an idealized muscle car with an effective transmission to its wheels of 1:1 running at its optimal torque vs speed point and thus with a given speed of its wheels rotation for a given time?

              Aka convert energy into miles (traveled) or something (with the choice of motor and wheel diameter and everything else standardized ofc.)?

              • @0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                1•8 months ago

                so you’re saying we should use truck miles?

    • @Default_Defect@midwest.social
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      3•9 months ago

      We also don’t use apostrophes for plural words.

      • @Zoop@beehaw.org
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        1•9 months ago

        Plenty of us do, unfortunately!

      • beefbot
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        1•9 months ago

        Speak for yourselv’es

    • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      1•9 months ago

      Do you know which comics is it?

    • @Psythik@lemmy.world
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      2•9 months ago

      You were lied to. We use a mix of both, just like the UK.

  • @IMongoose@lemmy.world
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    7•9 months ago

    Atomic Wafer Challenge

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    1•9 months ago

    Well I’m licking it first!

  • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6•9 months ago

    Kilowat

  • @pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3•9 months ago

    UWU

  • @Classy@sh.itjust.works
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    2•9 months ago

    Dude spent way too much time drawing those chesticles

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