Oh I thought the main chat was hosted on matrix.org

anyone on the matrix channel who might have some info?

I have a high school friend who owns a paper mill. He was a rich kid who never did the work, and always took credit for others work.

He has an h-index of 90 and 200,000 citations. He is not a professor.

Didn’t all dinosaurs die for our sins?

Huh. Never had an issue with that before, but TIL

What is Eternity
Why Droid-ify over F-droid
What is Kraken
Was zum Teufel ist “Kontakte”

The golden goose is on the loose…

Russian fat cats got involved

same

Just bear in mind that uid 1001 on one machine is not generally uid 1001 on another, and that if you copy the tar off machine you’re more than likely giving permission to somebody other than the intended target

Keanu Reeves starred in a film all about Matrices, and another about Constants

The dry lab informatician sits by themselves in a tiny windowless corner, surrounded by the hottest and loudest machines known to man, staring unblinkingly at a dark rectangle on the screen for 12+ hours a day, muttering only to themselves whilst biting the corner of their thumbs, and interacting with no one except when grabbing a water or a coffee.

The wet lab drama is just around the corner but they refuse to acknowledge it nor participate in the endless discussions, nor even make eye contact with anyone in the outside world.

They are frequently praised by the Prof who has no idea what they actually do, only that they are by far the cheapest employee due to them not constantly ordering reagent kits every 30 seconds.

Death Star structural engineers hate the waste management guys

a lot of suspicuously missing lisps

Ah good point, thanks

For anyone wondering, this is how you capture dragons in midair

exactly, bananas - amirite?

Dont they eventually produce global maxima by iterating towards it through the many degrees of freedom allowed by crazy mutations and time?

Aren’t those metrics tied more to economic output than anything that could be converted to KWh?

The magnet on the bonnet is pulling the car forwards as much as the magnet hanging on the wire is pulling backwards towards the car, and since they share the same root object (the car) the net motion is zero.

If either of those magnets were rooted on the ground, the car would move (albeit not very far)