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Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.
H20
H2O
H2S04
H2SO4
H2Pizzle
The one I remember from school was phrased slightly differently (but same concept) :
Poor little Jimmy is lying on the floor, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
Two chemists enter a bar. One orders a glass of H2O. The other chemist says I’ll have a glass of H2O too. He bleached his throat and died.
Are you even sciencing if you don’t drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?
Observation: this looks like piss} Question: is this piss?} Hypothesis: this is probably piss} Experiment: drink the piss} Analysis: tastes like piss} Conclusion: it’s piss
Sometimes it be like that.
could also check for urea content, or proteins, but sure why not drink it
I mean, drinking it (well tasting) used to be the legit way of testing it.
same thing
Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.
How do you know it tastes like piss if you’ve never tasted piss before?
Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.
This is probably worse than piss.
Rivella?
Apple juice
Apfelschorle.
Mountain Dew
Piss + THF
Worse health-wise, but probably not worse in how disgusting one would think it is to drink.
Well, you could say beer is yeast piss.
I’ll have another (lab brewed yeast piss. From malted grain. Sometimes with hops)
distilled water, lab grade ethanol, a couple drops of limonene, and there you go
Don’t forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.
lab grade ethanol
That’s usually methylated spirit. It probably won’t kill you, but you’ll lose your vision.
methylated spirits are the ones used for cleaning, lab grade ethanol needs to be just ethanol or some reactions might fail, however in some badly managed labs you might find mislabeled stuff and have contaminants
still, you shouldn’t drink it anyways, as some producers use the highly carcinogenic benzene to make pure 100% ethanol, as distillation with water can only get you up to the 95,6% azeotrope, and some benzene might make it’s way in the product
I see. I’ve only used ethanol for disinfection, and it was always methylated.
I remember reading about a chemistry teacher found dead one morning. he had a habit of consuming the laboratory’s ethanol after hours, and the night before had accidentally poured himself a glass of methanol
Methanol: not even once
This makes me think of NileRed
“Today we are making burgers from pocket lint and sodium hydroxide”
“And next time, I’ll make baby toys that glow in the dark with Uranium”
Love this guy! Real life alchemist right here
Enjoy your benzene
Way to demonstrate the proper usage of PPE there!
EHS would approve the eye protection at least.
At least she’s wearing gloves!
And goggles. Lord knows what that shit might do to your eyes.
Bottoms up
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Aint no rest for the wicked n money dont grow on trees
Ahhhh, this feels so wrong :((((
