All my homies hate agile, Jira, scrum, kanban, etc.

In truth none of these items are inherently wrong - what’s wrong is leadership picking up new tools and adopting management structures expecting them to solve fundamental organizational issues.

Instead they only serve to magnify the outcomes of your existing corporate culture.

GOTO 42069

• Start working in morning - Photo 2
• Take a break and come back - Photo 1
• flow state
• Come back next day - Photo 2
• The saga continues… (Wu tang, Wu tang)

Yeah in reality it’s even the fourth or fifth copy-paste that actually warrants generalizing, inevitably I find some tweak I need to make to two of the places to render the original generalization a waste of time

But if you are going to copy and paste make sure you keep it as similar as possible to the other instances to make it easy to refactor if you revisit in future

Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident

ITT: OP is figuring the opsec of paying for corn

What in the GeoCities is that image generator!?

Woah those came out great

My feelings on this could go both ways

“Today we are making burgers from pocket lint and sodium hydroxide”