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NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Decisions, decisions

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Decisions, decisions

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NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Phone a friend Dr Leah Brahms

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      Brahms: “Hello?”

      Geordi: “Doctor Brahms, I-”

      click

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        Brahms: “Every time this ship tries to end your life, it’s me.”

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      I was going to say that option 5 was recreate a Leah Brahms on the holodeck and make her your first ever girlfriend.

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    Inverse tachyon pulse from the Deflector Shield, obviously missing.

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      How can you possibly save the day without some inverse tachyons?

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        The Federation be sprayin’ that shit everywhere like its DDT in the 1950s.

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      My man!

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      This is the correct answer.

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    Eject the warp core!!

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      Warp core can’t overload if it’s not even loaded.

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      Considering how many times they have to eject it, I’m surprised they don’t carry a spare!

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        I know, right? It’s not even that big

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    Roll under the door

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        Find it funny how it would’ve been much easier to duck under it than to do a whole dramatic scene.

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      Coolant leak! We’ve got a coolant leak!

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    Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish…

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      That’s the way we do things, lads! Makin’ shit up as we wish.

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        The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us!

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    What about the deflector dish? That always seems to help.

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    E. All at the same time.

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    This is how every FTL encounter feels like

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      Are there any good trek mods, or “sandbox” mods for FTL?

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    A: 3 B: 3
    C: 3 D: 3
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      I dont get it.

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        https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Cause_And_Effect_(episode)

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          Ah, I guess I haven’t looped enough times to remember the 3s yet.

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    E: Hope whatever blows up the ship causes a time loop so you get lots of chances to try again and again.

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