Roll under the door
Coolant leak! We’ve got a coolant leak!
Find it funny how it would’ve been much easier to duck under it than to do a whole dramatic scene.
Phone a friend Dr Leah Brahms
I was going to say that option 5 was recreate a Leah Brahms on the holodeck and make her your first ever girlfriend.
Brahms: “Hello?”
Geordi: “Doctor Brahms, I-”
click
Brahms: “Every time this ship tries to end your life, it’s me.”
E. All at the same time.
Inverse tachyon pulse from the Deflector Shield, obviously missing.
How can you possibly save the day without some inverse tachyons?
The Federation be sprayin’ that shit everywhere like its DDT in the 1950s.
This is the correct answer.
My man!
That’s the way we do things, lads! Makin’ shit up as we wish.
The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us!
Eject the warp core!!
Considering how many times they have to eject it, I’m surprised they don’t carry a spare!
I know, right? It’s not even that big
Warp core can’t overload if it’s not even loaded.
What about the deflector dish? That always seems to help.
E: Hope whatever blows up the ship causes a time loop so you get lots of chances to try again and again.
This is how every FTL encounter feels like
Are there any good trek mods, or “sandbox” mods for FTL?
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A: 3 B: 3 C: 3 D: 3 I dont get it.
Ah, I guess I haven’t looped enough times to remember the 3s yet.
