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The Picard Maneuver to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 1 year ago

Martial superiority

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Martial superiority

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The Picard Maneuver to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 1 year ago
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  • @exocrinous@startrek.website
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    16•1 year ago

    Sorry, I can’t hear your edgy ass over the sound of these Eldritch blasts

  • @Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    My Eldritch Knight/war wizard stands, unafraid.

  • @jounniy@ttrpg.network
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    28•1 year ago

    "So what do you have? "

    “A sword!”

    “A sword?”

    “Yes. And I can hit with it twice as often twice every hour.”

    “… I’ll stick to my spellslots thank you.”

    “… It sounded better in my head.”

  • @Susaga@ttrpg.network
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    14•1 year ago

    In a single round of combat, a wizard can use a spell to rain fire and bring a max health fighter down to 1 hp.

    In comparison, in a single round of combat, a fighter can swing their sword four times and bring a max health wizard down to 1 hp.

    So they’re both as good as each other in a hypothetical 1v1 combat scenario which is unlikely to ever come up during an actual game. Bravo. Can we stop having this argument? It’s been 4 months since this exact meme was posted.

    • Kichae
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      4•1 year ago

      No! We must run the scenario in every system first, then compile the distribution of outcomes.

    • @VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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      0•1 year ago

      I think you forgot about the bear barb who takes half damage from everything but psychic. Good luck getting them down to 1 hp in 1 round unless you go first.

      • @UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev
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        9•1 year ago

        Poof and suddenly your barbarian is a turtle. No need to harm them.

        • @VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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          -1•1 year ago

          Unless it’s true polymorph they are gonna get out soon enough.

          • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            1•1 year ago

            an hour is plenty of time to prepare some nasty surprises. but once again, this doesn’t really matter. dnd doesn’t work well for pvp

  • @FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!

  • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    67•1 year ago

    Eldritch blast is a cantrip…

    • @VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      +repelling blast +agonizing blast. That’s what 20 dmg on average at 3 beams per attack and what 30 feet of push?

      • @Overforest@ttrpg.network
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        1 year ago

        +Eldritch Spear (or whatever its called, its been a hot minute since i played a warlock) and Spell Sniper feat to keep back those pesky longbow sharpshooters.

        • Signed, A D&D player whose first character was a longbow sharpshooter ranger.
  • @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    7•1 year ago

    What movie is this?

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      17•1 year ago

      For real? V For Vendetta.

      It’s about time for me to watch it again.

      • @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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        11•1 year ago

        God damnit, I knew that… It just wouldn’t come to me

    • @snooggums@midwest.social
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      10•1 year ago

      Fight Club

      • @TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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        11•1 year ago

        Lion King

        • @erie09@lemmy.world
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          9•1 year ago

          Shrek

          • @Darthjaffacake@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            Shrek 2 dumbass

            • @Overforest@ttrpg.network
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              1•1 year ago

              *Shrek 4ever after.

          • @ForgetPrimacy@lemmygrad.ml
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            2•1 year ago

            Titanic

    • @jacfr0st@lemmy.ml
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      34•1 year ago

      V for Vendetta (2005)

    • @AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
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      5•1 year ago

      Goncherov (1978)

    • @chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Muppets in Space

    • @SeabassDan@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Row, Row, Fight the Power

    • @exocrinous@startrek.website
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      5•1 year ago

      M for Manchester (1807)

  • @lefixxx@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    If your slots are empty, doesn’t it mean they are available?

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