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minus-squareKahunaDaKine@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 years agoI can see the ads on Fox or OANN now. “MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela’s now!” At least I’m assuming they haven’t canceled Cabela’s like Bass Pro yet.
minus-squarecrwcomposer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 years agoThey basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that’s essentially how it’s advertised.
minus-squareSatiric_Weasel@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 years agoI hope they do. Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health. They’d starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.
I can see the ads on Fox or OANN now.
“MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela’s now!”
At least I’m assuming they haven’t canceled Cabela’s like Bass Pro yet.
They basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that’s essentially how it’s advertised.
I hope they do.
Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health.
They’d starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.