I came up with a cosplay last year I call EHK: Emergency Harry Kim. Activate when you need an ensign to disappoint. You just need a 2371 era uniform, a ensign pip and a mobile emitter.

So yes, you can totally download an ensign.

That was amazing!

I just realized what I did. Oh dear.

As fun as the holodeck sounds, you need a security camera in their at all times. Seriously, if you can’t see what is happening, someone might die.

Or love someone who you find out mothered your child in the ancient past you discover from a textbook.

Yeah but they can be the worst at picking names.

Why is Wesley not Roo? This looks so wrong.

I’m sorry, can anyone remind me of the joke without forcing me to rewatch this at 8:33am?

Regina George and her gang would definitely be the Red Shirts of Lower Decks.

Did I wake up in a alternate universe?

Which of you Temporal Agents stole the flower from Voyager?

I’m not crazy about him being excited that some of the holograms in the program were “slaves”.

You are the fucking problem if you have stuck around this long. Seriously, the Battlefront II remake was the last straw for me.

I identify heavily with Rutherford for being a character who’s nationality is Filipino and Eugene Cordero who is Filipino too.

Am I the only one who is bothered by the poster for the porn parody showing a Picard that has pips on the wrong side of the collar up top and the correct side on the bottom? I’m gonna need an explanation for this before you even begin to convince me I need to see him and Crusher doing it on a biobed.

For me, the socializing is why I love being in Las Vegas. I have made many friends. Already have my hotel room booked for next year. I can’t wait to see those geeks again.

Well it works off of being a re-imagining of the movie which gets meta. And the movie itself isn’t even a adaption in the strictest sense since the script was in development before the comic ended.

The people. Seriously. I reconnected with old friends and met new friends. Nothing quite like drinking at bars in Las Vegas till 6am with someone who understands the geeky starship inuendos you are making.

Giant spiders that mistake a malfunctioning satellite with the AI prosona of their creator for a god and repeatedly try to solve mathematical equations that are nothing more than a test of intelligence. Plus they will enslave the ants.

Again, why do we keep using the “Riker gets accused of murder and rape” episode for a meme format? Just a thought.