Missed opportunity: Star Trek: The Next Penetration.
Even the poster for the smut itself just has “Engage!” rather than “Engorge!”
Am I the only one who is bothered by the poster for the porn parody showing a Picard that has pips on the wrong side of the collar up top and the correct side on the bottom? I’m gonna need an explanation for this before you even begin to convince me I need to see him and Crusher doing it on a biobed.
I, too, noticed this inconsistency. The more probable answer: laziness in the face of a less than shoe string budget. They shot “Picard’s” face with the shadow on the wrong side, but the “art department” decided to just mirror it.
“Just” porn?
Maybe it has an actual plot and is well written, but that’s not its primary function.
