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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

The greatest sword

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The greatest sword

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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cross-posted from: https://crazypeople.online/post/25446144

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    15 hours ago

    exhales loudly

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    The sword is grater than the pencil sharpener.

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    Is no one else going to say Master Grater?

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    Alternative to flamberg? I believe the wound from this sword would be very bad to heal.

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