Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.

Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but

Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?

PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages

You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache

const…ish

Someone really took time out of their finite lifespan

To photoshop a cats head and replace it with a cats asshole and genitals

They end up resting on bumpy logs if my memory serves me

You can earn minimum wage in premium hunt credits by working the grill with the felyne chefs (up to 20 hours of work youre not getting free insurance by working full time you freeloader)

I’ve read that you can start over. But not in any kind of sensible in game way.

You have to completely delete all of the game’s files off your computer and steam cloud

You have to start from a fresh install every time

Theyll turn the elder melder into the elder lootbox store

Cant wait to play the next Monster Hunter and buy hunting permits at $2.99 for each hunt.

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

“Probably the best burrito ive ever had. Unfortunately got food poisoning but it was almost worth it 3/5”

Kids are not coerced in to being gay any more than geese are

Lobbying sucks

We are just ignoring the litany of false accusation and arrests of innocent people forced into modern legal slave labor?

Better hope you never piss off the wrong cop or can afford a good personally retained lawyer if you do

Predefined queries that you can interact with like another table more or less

Skins

Linting

This is called linting

Hollowed be thy pipes

Bertstrips

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Don’t worry bro itll all burn up on reentry

As if people forgot the law of conservation of mass

Yes Dr. Ms.The Monarch