But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction – Chemical X
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“Probably the best burrito ive ever had. Unfortunately got food poisoning but it was almost worth it 3/5”
Anyone born after 1983 can’t cook. All they know is charge they phone…
Eat hot chips, and lie.

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Competitive eating pros have refined the process to strengthen their constitution down to a standard daily routine.
Me, but the arrows are going in the opposite direction.
At least he’s getting protein.
Oh, that’s part of the McDonald’s patent on happy meals.
YUMMY!
How to introduce electric field lines to your seven year old.
This is why moms have to wash kids’ mouths out with soap
US food?
Is this how you get tapeworms in your brain?







