That’s not what she said.

Watermelon sugar high.

I could go for some hot bush water.

Carries the plague.

“Welcome to cat facts”

Fair.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

Sorry, ruined the setup. 😬

Wood you look at that.

After that other post, I need to update my box.

Uh, guess?

My box is labelled “AA Meeting”

Just cover the terminals of any 9V battery so they don’t short.

Sasha is going to be very fat.

Proctologists.

“Here’s your gallon of PEG. Enjoy shitting yourself”

Pro joke and whatever this is.

Vegetarians are too stringy.

If the US lasts that long.

Are you sure it’s not more south?