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Beer is for GIRLSFlowers are for men
Or for everyone if you’re a woke lib who thinks women can appreciate flowers.
My wife buys me flowers and it makes me feel really special. She doesn’t care for flowers at all, but she knows that I do, which makes me appreciate that much more that she’d pick out and pay for something that only I like.
i eat beans i drink beans i chew beans i shit beans. when did we switch to eating flowers?
Absolutely massacred this meme
This comment is way too far down.
Hey, hops seems to have phytoestrgens like soy, so all beerdrinkers are soyboys too, eheh.
Hops have a much more potent phytoestrogen than soy, 8-PN. Both are negligible compared to cows milk though.
My mum still believes that soy milk will make me grow tits because of the big milk propaganda.
Oh wow, this cow milk reference is gold.
You can keep your bread-flavored soda. My water is flavored with ROCKS (minerals added for taste).
Ah a nice Chablis in summer is so refreshing!
Slightly chilled, bubbly flower water is good, but what about some hot bush water, or hot seed water.
I’ll stick my my hot leaf juice
How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?!
I also like to breathe hot leaf aroma, though from a different leaf.
Seems quite a few people really like hot ground up roasted cherry pit water.
I’m pretty sure that’s the ‘hot seed water’, since technically coffee berries are not cherries and the ‘bean’ isn’t a pit, it’s a seed.
That could easily be hot chocolate as well. Like how Strawberries aren’t berries, they are still called coffee cherries even though they aren’t.
I could go for some hot bush water.
Kate Bush bath water?
Watermelon sugar high.
grass and flower fermented herbal tea
I like to call IPAs “potpourri beer”.
IPA: If Pinecones were Alcohol.
IPA : Beer? No I wanted a shitty lemonade.
Flavored with a parent plant from the Marijuana
Now do gin…
Opium…
Yes, please.
Beer is basically flower juice. Also, I’m still non-binary, I prefer gender-neutral and feminine terms, and I will transition in the future. Seriously!
