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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago

What a bargain!

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What a bargain!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago
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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    What’s in the box?

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      16 days ago

      Uh, guess?

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        I was really hoping someone would say “Dead batteries” and I could do the whole, “I don’t know what I expected” bit.

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          Sorry, ruined the setup. 😬

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            13 days ago

            You didn’t. It was a calculated risk, and I am very bad at math.

    • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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      No, that’s the problem! That and the volts.

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