“I read that milk is good for your skin” she tells the milkman. “Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?”
“Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?” He asks.
She thinks about it and says “No, just up to my shoulders”
I know we’re simple people who enjoy simple jokes, but that’s probably the best one I’ve seen in a long time.
He said “you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best.”
She said “Ernie, I’ll be happy if it comes up to me chest”.
That takes me back a bit!
Comes back with a tiny carton
He brought condensed
First time I heard this joke was here. At about 50 seconds South Park - Milk Man
This is the second milk joke. What is going on.
I don’t get it. I read it as “past-the-waist” - the answer should be “Yes, up to my shoulders”.
I think it’s “past your eyes”
Oh damn, thanks, I tried to find another mispronunciation-understanding but didn’t think of that. Past-you-ized, okay, I was obviously reading “past-yer-wized”
Well done.
