“I read that milk is good for your skin” she tells the milkman. “Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?”
“Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?” He asks.
She thinks about it and says “No, just up to my shoulders”
I know we’re simple people who enjoy simple jokes, but that’s probably the best one I’ve seen in a long time.
Comes back with a tiny carton
He brought condensed
He said “you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best.”
She said “Ernie, I’ll be happy if it comes up to me chest”.
That takes me back a bit!
First time I heard this joke was here. At about 50 seconds South Park - Milk Man
This is the second milk joke. What is going on.
I don’t get it. I read it as “past-the-waist” - the answer should be “Yes, up to my shoulders”.
I think it’s “past your eyes”
Oh damn, thanks, I tried to find another mispronunciation-understanding but didn’t think of that. Past-you-ized, okay, I was obviously reading “past-yer-wized”
Well done.
