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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/22503006

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  • Err(()).unwrap()@lemmy.world
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    Just install linux bro, it’s not that difficult. You’ll have to compile the F-35 drivers from source, but that’s just the cost of having a reliable system.

    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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      It seems like they’d already be running Linux. I thought the joke of the post is that no aircraft engineers would ever trust those systems with a Microsoft trash OS

      • Auth@lemmy.world
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        They are probably running a custom embedded operating system for small size and real time scheduling. While linux is capable of that now its support and implementation is still iffy.

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    I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    Open one of your Microsoft Outlooks.

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      No, not that one

  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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    “I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working”

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    funny enough, i’ve got a guy on speed dial who does (my BIL used to be an F35 wrench)

    those helmets are really cool. you can see through the plane when you press the right button.

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    Just call customer support. They even supplied you a QR code. What’s your problem?

  • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works
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    Do you have your bitlocker recovery key handy? You have to enter it with the toggle on top of the HOTAs.

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    Delete system32

  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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    Blue Screen of Defence War

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    I’d be so mad if the last thing I saw before plummeting to my fiery death was that stupid smug little sad face and a BSOD

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    Try Shift + Right Stick…sorry that’s the launch missile button.

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    Immediately made me think of this https://youtube.com/shorts/quPd1_oveks

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    Pull that yellow and black thing. You can be sure the problem will not happen again.

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    Land it in Tehran, they have technicians there who can help.

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    just wing it

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