Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
–Rule of Acquisition #76
Sausage is good for business
But is it sausage war or sausage peace?
What a bunch of lovely sausages:
Sausage yes Sausage Brit
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That’s not a weakness; that is sausage.
I have this quote (sans sausage) on so many things. Now I have to go update some of them, because that is so damn funny
The sausage I came here looking for!
I feel like this one is better if you cut it off early:
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That’s not a sausage.
Temba, his sausage wide.
Shaka, when the sausage fell
Darmok and sausage at Tanagra
Sokath, his sausage uncovered!
Mirab, his sausage unfurled!
Lenny, his brows raised. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lol!
There’s sausage in that nebula
alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram
Computer. Activate the emergency command sausage
With the first link, the sausage is forged.
My mind to your mind, my sausage to your sausage…
SAAAAUUUUUSSSAAAAAGE!!!
Pinky ring?! Wtf McCoy, a pinky ring?!
“Captain’s sausage, supplemental.”
To boldy go where no sausage has gone before.
Hey there big guy. 😏
these are the sausages of the Starship Enterprise
To boldly sausage where noone has gone before.
Make it sausage.
Implied subtitle of this post for sure.
To die defending his sausage is the hope of every Klingon.
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it’s scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.
And if you can’t find it within yourself to tell the truth, then you don’t deserve to wear that sausage costume!
Data: “I just love scanning for sausage”
Geordie: “Shunt all the plasma to the sausage”
Riker: “you know the sausage will clean itself”
Deana: “I think it’s okay to focus on our sausage. Yours and mine”
Beverly: “I think that’s a violation of our most sacred sausage”
Wesley: “I always get a sausage”
Hugh : “We are sausage”
Q: “Sometimes I think the only reason I come here is to listen to these wonderful sausages”
Worf: “I have come to challenge the lies that have been spoken of my sausage”
Tash: “I’m in a sausage box”
Vash: “you’re wrong. Its brought out the best in him. His courage. His sausage”
Guinan: “I’m attracted to bold sausage”
Soong: “never thought I’d be fleeing from a giant sausage but…”
Lore: “… And to the great sausage entity with whom I learned to communicate”
Willy Pots “its not funny for the sausage…”
Admiral Nora: “gentlemen, I don’t envy you your sausage”
Tomolok “you will still not survive our sausage”
Romulan: “enjoy your sausage. courtesy of a loyal establishment”
Keh’lar “Kimpek was old and weak. I am sausage”
Edit… Bonus Admiral Nora… “My father was a great sausage!”
Sisko. “Maybe tomorrow. Maybe sausage”
Jadzia: “its sausage now”
Bariel: “it might be interesting to explore sausage”
Kira: “I suppose you want the sausage”
O’Brian: “no one ever asked. Miles O’Brian, are you a sausage?”
Bashir: “he wants me to buy a new sausage”
Dukat: “he will remember that a federation sausage kept his father from him on his birthday”
Weyoun: “you will not sausage?”
Ezri: “sausage gagh has feet”
Sloan: “I’ll save you the ends justifies the sausage speech”
Winn : “I can’t believe I took Gul sausage to my bed”
Changling “in the end, your sausage will taste as bitter as defeat”
Odo: 'and I would remember what it means. Sausage"
Resistance is sausage.
PICARD: Commander Riker has dramatically demonstrated to this court that Lieutenant Commander Data is a
machinesausage. Do we deny that? No. Because it is not relevant. We too aremachinessausages, justmachinessausages of a different type.
