(Dragon does dragon stuff)
Sir Pinappleus the Hawaiian: You absolute fool.Related, but off topic.
If you ever visit Taiwan, be sure to eat the local pineapples. We have one of the sweetest pineapple and we eat the core of the pineapple. The core is actually crunchy, like the constancy of a crispy pear.
good to know
“My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!..Wait, is that…pinapple skin armour?? Oh, shit, I’m so fucked!”
The pineapple will be just fine the flesh touching the steam on the other side spread all over your body by the pineapple keeping it pressed against your skin on the other hand is going to have a nice chard bbq taste.
If the steam doesn’t get you, the enzymes breaking down your proteins would surely give you horrible skin irritation.
Why was the pineapple discarded? They could have eaten it 😭
and what happened to the card
I know, right? I’ll even eat the stickers, nothing goes to waste!
Damm and free roasted pineapple after
Does it work when the skin is properly dried though? Armor would dry out over time.
Ya, it’s all a big lie brought to you by billionaire dragons. They’re just trying to get you to wrap yourself in a tasty garnish so that they get a nice citrus flavor once they are done roasting you.
Iron? I suspect otherwise… My dear RHNB, I miss your red hot nickel ball.
This gives me God Emperor of Dune vibes.
It’s only valid if it’s the RHNB.
