Leonardo to blow his mind and maybe make a time paradox
Tesla to explain to him that he really needs to take some financial advice because it’s not about him, it’s about people using his techniques.
Edison to punch in the face repeatedly for an hour
I’ll take Richard Feynman for nine hours please.
With Marie Curie but perhaps via zoom.
Hawking. No chair.
Me: So why did you kill the elephant
Edison: AC bad
I’d ask nikola tesla three times what he thinks about Tesla using his name for an inferior car that shouldn’t even be a thing.
“This guy put my name on his shitty car company??”
The answer is Feynman
Why does only “Leonardo” get the first name
Tesla but I’d just let him talk about Martha the whole time.
I wanna talk to Isaac Newton about his wizard alchemy hobby
“So, did you ever have any plans to build that helicopter thing you drew?”
“Chi sei? Dove sono? Come sono arrivato qui?”
“Sorry, what?”
You could use a phone to translate what people who speak in modern languages are saying, but I don’t know how well it would translate to and from 15th century Italian.
Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science. I’d also probably s his d because he’s technically a dilf. 🫦
Newton
Carl Sagan
I miss Carl
Feynman, he’s the one you can drink a beer with.
Though if I spoke German I would show up for Einsteins last 3 hours.