Can happen to anyone. Just ask Gregor Samsa.

ahem, that’s PROFESSOR Hanks, thank you very much

Um, is Esther OK? Hes looking a little baked

Every university needs a cool bug guy. And no matter what discipline you’re in, your college experience will be better for knowing them. Kind of like the groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy, Boothby

I am sure many of you know, but Dr. Hanks at UI is Tom Hank’s brother… may have something to do with the privacy.

This is weak even as a meme let alone a joke