Can happen to anyone. Just ask Gregor Samsa.

ahem, that’s PROFESSOR Hanks, thank you very much

I am sure many of you know, but Dr. Hanks at UI is Tom Hank’s brother… may have something to do with the privacy.

Um, is Esther OK? Hes looking a little baked

Every university needs a cool bug guy. And no matter what discipline you’re in, your college experience will be better for knowing them. Kind of like the groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy, Boothby

This is weak even as a meme let alone a joke