Can happen to anyone. Just ask Gregor Samsa.

Every university needs a cool bug guy. And no matter what discipline you’re in, your college experience will be better for knowing them. Kind of like the groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy, Boothby

I am sure many of you know, but Dr. Hanks at UI is Tom Hank’s brother… may have something to do with the privacy.

ahem, that’s PROFESSOR Hanks, thank you very much

Um, is Esther OK? Hes looking a little baked

This is weak even as a meme let alone a joke