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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

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    Big if true

    … (well, bigger than zero at least)

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      if true

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        or else

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          do while

          • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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            (i = 0; i < data.length; i++)

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              i = 0 - data.length;

              • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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                break;

                • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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                  //TODO

  • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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    Wait till they hear about 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110

    • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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      Ah, the gender binary

      Also isn’t this just an alias for 1 since it is True

      • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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        Idk I’m stupid

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          (I was just make joke because it is true - as in what you typed is true)

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      1

      • LordTrychon@startrek.website
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        101

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        10

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      Computers set any non-zero value to true when converting to boolean

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      1

  • einlander@lemmy.world
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    He’s a real one.

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      True that

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    Is the computer a Christian?

    • Owl@mander.xyz
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      No he’s a Michael

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        You both have done me proud

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          Username checks out

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      No, this is Patrick.

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