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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

HAIL SATAN

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HAIL SATAN

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    Brevity is the soul of wit.

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      That’s a different joke, now.

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        Also removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.

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      But now it’s not a sendup of the Watchmaker’s Paradox.

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      “your joke but worse”

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      Me? Me, specifically‽ He cared, it’s so sweet ❤️

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    “So what about the fossil record?”

    “Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith.”

    “No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith.”

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      RIP Bill Hicks

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    Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?

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      They do! But the Christian argument is that Satan tied them into his plot to trick people as well.

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      Not the cows humanity fiddled with.

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        They promised they wouldn’t say anything.

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          So this is why the Devil went down to Georgia?

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    I mean, have you read the tenets of Satanism? Pretty darn convincing. Call me a devil’s advocate.

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      I think you first need to pass the Satanic bar exam to call yourself a devil’s advocate

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    Better music too

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    Hail Satan!

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      needs more jpeg

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    Ave Satanas!

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      deleted by creator

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    I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?

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      Just look in a mirror.

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