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minus-squareSerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80·2 years agoWhat other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up106·2 years agoEmperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
minus-squareInverseParallax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·2 years agoGray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoAwesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
minus-squareDemdaru@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 years agoBetter yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins. Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoDon’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoAre you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 years agoNot only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoYou sound like a conspiracy wonk. They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy. Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoHa! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoA man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
minus-squareeinlander@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoWas he gender, species, and time fluid?
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoAll the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoFish fingers and custard was also a lie
minus-squareieatpwns@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoSomeone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
minus-squarewhotookkarl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoA time, B time, and lunch time.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 years agoNah, it just trips into the future
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoMosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos. I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years ago Does time not fly like an arrow? Does time fly not like an arrow?
What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
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Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
What the fuck…
A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
Was he gender, species, and time fluid?
All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
Fish fingers and custard was also a lie
Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
A time, B time, and lunch time.
Nah, it just trips into the future
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Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.
I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
Does an arrow fly at all?
Calm down, Zeno.
Does time fly not like an arrow?
When we’re having fun.