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  • @uis@lemm.ee
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    15•10 months ago

    Mass in seconds? How? I get mass in Joules, but seconds?

    • @Eiri@lemmy.ca
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      There are two possibilities I can think of:

      • Orbit duration can be used to calculate mass
      • The diameter of a star or the parallax distance on the sky (in arcseconds) can also be used to evaluate mass
      • @Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de
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        1•10 months ago

        Size doesn’t say much about mass though.

        • @Eiri@lemmy.ca
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          1•10 months ago

          I thought stars of similar masses were also of similar sizes. They’re not?

          • @Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de
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            1•10 months ago

            I’m no astrologer but from what I’ve learned, we also need to look at the color to glassify stars into categories. It varies a bit though in each category so it’s a blunt tool.

            Then there are other objects like gas clouds and even galaxies. For those, we have no idea of the density distribution, so radial size gives us even less info.

    • @HereIAm@lemmy.world
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      3•10 months ago

      Well the modern definition of a kg is based off of the second and the metre https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram :P

    • @Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      1•10 months ago

      The amount of time a mass M attracts a unitary sphere up into CoM.

  • @Limonene@lemmy.world
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    32•10 months ago

    Rocket scientists be like:

    Fuel efficiency: seconds.

  • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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    18•10 months ago

    Fun fact: Seconds are called seconds because the first breakdown of an hour is the minute, and the second breakdown is the second. Don’t ask me the obvious question(s) because I don’t know.

    • @f314@lemmy.world
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      If by obvious question you mean “why is it called a minute,” that is because “minute” means “small.” So you have the first minute (small) part and the second minute part of the hour.

  • observantTrapezium
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    14•10 months ago

    That may be relativists (they would actually measure anything in units of mass, with everything else defined through G = c = 1). Astrophysicists commonly measure mass in solar masses, long distances in parsec (or kiloparsec, megaparsec), short distances in solar radii or AU, and time in whatever is relevant to their problem (could be seconds or gigayears)

    • @Sconrad122@lemmy.world
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      12•10 months ago

      short distances in solar radii

      I think astrophycisists and I may have a difference of opinion on the meaning of the adjective short

  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    10 months ago

    Also angles

    Would love to hear how mass is measured in seconds though

    • @mkwt@lemmy.world
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      33•10 months ago

      Set G = 1 and c =1. Then equations like r = 2m make dimensional sense.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geometrized_unit_system

      • @phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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        47•10 months ago

        My brother, that explanation is not nearly dumbed down enough and as with most math wiki is useless for eli5 stuff.

        • @mkwt@lemmy.world
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          36•10 months ago

          I think a lot of people understand the concept of light-seconds, which can measure distance in seconds.

          Allow me to introduce the gravity-second. 1 gravity-second of mass-energy is enough mass-energy to have a Schwarzchild radius of 2 light-seconds.

          • @pythonoob@programming.dev
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            17•10 months ago

            I get what you’re saying but am still too dumb to understand it lol

            • @davidgro@lemmy.world
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              26•10 months ago

              Size of a black hole.

              Certain mass = certain distance

              Distance = seconds

              Therefore mass = seconds

              • @uis@lemm.ee
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                7•10 months ago

                Then I don’t even want to be in same solar system with millisecond heavy object.

                • @davidgro@lemmy.world
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                  10•10 months ago

                  You most certainly don’t, that’s a radius of about 300km (186 miles) and a mass of 101 suns.

                  Even if you meant microsecond, that’s 1/10 of the sun, and would be very disruptive.

  • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    39•10 months ago

    Angle: seconds

    • @thenextguy@lemmy.world
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      33•10 months ago

      Dessert: seconds

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        19•10 months ago

        Motion: seconded

        • @cafeinux@infosec.pub
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          24•10 months ago

          Breakfast: second

          • @stoly@lemmy.world
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            4•10 months ago

            That’s elevensies.

            • @Buffman@lemmy.world
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              1•10 months ago

              ¿Porqué no los dos?

              • @stoly@lemmy.world
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                1•10 months ago

                Es un chiste que existe solamente para hacer una referencia al señor de los anillos.

          • stebo
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            2•10 months ago

            Hotel: Trivago

  • Sasha [They/Them]
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    13•10 months ago

    As a theoretical physicist, units are for chumps

    • @LeFantome@programming.dev
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      2•10 months ago

      You must love Reynold’s Number:

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reynolds_number

      • Sasha [They/Them]
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        Oh god, no fluid mechanics is way too difficult. I stuck to studying quantum effects of black holes, which is much easier.

        (This isn’t a joke, it’s literally true)

    • @qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
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      6•10 months ago

      It’s easy to remember c and ℏ if they’re both 1…

      • Sasha [They/Them]
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        2•10 months ago

        Constance? Never heard of her

  • IndiBrony
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    19•10 months ago

    Me: not smart enough to understand

    Brain: Quick! Say something to sound like you fit in!

    Me: uh … I just did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs!

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      9•10 months ago

      But do you remember the Krebs Cycle?

      • @thenextguy@lemmy.world
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        10•10 months ago

        !https://i.ytimg.com/vi/27x0wiuTYoE/maxresdefault.jpg

  • @FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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    9•10 months ago

    angle: seconds

    • @uis@lemm.ee
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      2•10 months ago

      Rads. But radians are fine too.

      • @frezik@midwest.social
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        5•10 months ago

        Tau (τ). A full circle is just 1τ instead of 2π.

  • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    18•10 months ago

    Why is the astrophysicist wearing gloves? Is he trying to dispose of a body?

  • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    29•10 months ago

    Wait, how do you measure mass in seconds?

    • @ScampiLover@lemmy.world
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      21•10 months ago

      Time taken for me to eat that mass of hotdogs

      • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6•10 months ago

        Choking_Hazard.txt

    • @reinei@lemmy.world
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      Just as particle physicists measure everything in energy (eV to be precise…)

      Mass? eV Energy? eV Distance? 1/eV Time? Guess what: 1/eV as well! This also means velocity has unit 1…

      And the worst part: it turns out to be extremely useful!

  • @justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1•10 months ago

    I don’t know anybody using just seconds. I use natural units and my simulation buddies use their funny cgs units.

  • @0x0@programming.dev
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    4•10 months ago

    Shouldn’t m = F/a so n/s^2?

    • @mvirts@lemmy.world
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      1•10 months ago

      E=mc^2 so m is joule seconds^2 / meter ^ 2

      F=ma so m is Newton seconds^2 / meter

      A joule is 1 Newton / meter so they agree

      • zkfcfbzr
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        1•10 months ago

        A joule is 1 Newton / second, but those units do still agree

        • @mvirts@lemmy.world
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          1•10 months ago

          Lol wait is a joule actually one Newton meter? 😅

          Now I’m so confused

          • zkfcfbzr
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            2•10 months ago

            You’ve got it - it is a Newton-meter

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  • LazaroFilm
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    4•10 months ago

    Acceleration….

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      9•10 months ago

      Sounds like that reduces to hertz, which I’m sure they’ll just express in seconds.

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