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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago

Exploring some deep space questions

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Exploring some deep space questions

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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @Blackout@startrek.website
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    38•2 years ago

    Both wrong, its more like this:

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      25•2 years ago

      Wow, the Enterprise is ripped.

      • IninewCrow
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        19•2 years ago

        Wait until you see him eject his warp core

        • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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          12•2 years ago

    • @bigFab@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Thanks. I opened comments looking for weirdier pics

    • Clay_pidgin
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      2 years ago

      That looks like it could be the cover of a Chuck Tingle book. Pounded in the butt by my own blue throbbing warp core

    • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      1•2 years ago

      The deep lore is in the comments.

      Same as it ever was.

  • @SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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    26•2 years ago

    Warp nacelles makes ship go fast. So warp nacelles are the legs. It’s the first one, not the United SpongeBob SquarePants Enterprise.

  • @robolemmy@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    If the Enterprise was built in Florida, it’d be a combination of the two.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      20•2 years ago

      If the Enterprise was built in Florida, we’d be asking on which nacelle the Enterprise wears its ankle monitor.

      • @robolemmy@lemmy.world
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        10•2 years ago

        I think we’re talking about two different floridas. Yours is the young and poor one, where mine is the old, retiree snowbird one.

        “Inside every state there are two Floridas…”

        • The Picard ManeuverOP
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          12•2 years ago

          One wants a red hat, the other wants a face tat.

          • @jawa21@startrek.website
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            8•2 years ago

            One is a Parrot Head, the other a meth head.

  • Transporter Room 3
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    Both wrong.

    Apologies for the quick and dirty phone edit:

    The nacelles Make It Go, the saucer section is the head, and the neck is… Well, a neck. This is the OG enterprise, so it’s old. And old people wear their pants high.

    Therefore I submit to you that this is the only acceptable version, even if it isn’t wearing shoes.

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      1•2 years ago

      The enterprise does have a lot of engineers. It would wear overalls.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      5•2 years ago

      This is the final, most correct answer for sure!

  • gregorum
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    19•2 years ago

    the Enterprise comes from a long line of nudists. we all know that.

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      3•2 years ago

      If the enterprise were a nevernude, how would it wear its cutoffs

  • IninewCrow
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    18•2 years ago

    Depends on where the sexual organs are … which leads to the question … if the Enterprise had sexual organs, where would they be?

    • @EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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      8•2 years ago

      fully functional

    • @ObsidianBlk@lemmy.world
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      11•2 years ago

      I mean… The Enterprise is always doing questionable things with that deflector dish.

      My head cannon says the Enterprise explored a wormhole to the Farscape universe, did a reverse gravaton beam on Moya, then immediately went back through the wormhole… And that’s how Moya got pregnant.

      Would also explain why all starships in the federation, after that point, were female (no dangly deflector)

      • IninewCrow
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        8•2 years ago

        So in the pants image …

        Picture one shows the Enterprise proudly flashing everyone without shame

        And picture two is more discrete

        • @MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee
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          In the episode where the baby alien is nursing off the enterprise (or was that Voyager?) which part of the ship was it suckling? That part is the boobies.

          Edit: The boobies are near the impulse engines.

          Boobies

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      9•2 years ago

      I guarantee there’s some fanfic written in the past 60 years that could answer this question for us.

      • @dejected_warp_core@startrek.website
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        6•2 years ago

        First off: Thanks, I hate it. Now that’s possibly in my head forever.

        Secondly, you’re probably right.

    • @radix@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      First Officer’s quarters.

  • @off_brand_@beehaw.org
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    2•2 years ago

    The first one, but uncover the engines because those are obviously the feet

  • Flying Squid
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    3•2 years ago

    Yes.

  • @negativenull@startrek.website
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    5•2 years ago

    First for the main universe, the second for the parallel/Terran universe.

  • Midnight Wolf
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    2•2 years ago

    Like this, obviously

  • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Going by the general design of living things (on Earth, at least) being a tube with appendages at various points, I’d say the first one is more likely.

  • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    None of them.

    Enterprise prefers to fly easy.

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