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Just play Black Metal, they’re wearing corpse paint anyway
Yeah when I think about how to calm wild animals down, blasting metal is my go-to.
FFS.
… I have a cat that falls asleep with loud metal music
Because of, or in spite of the music?
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOUR SEE THE WHITE WHALE
I’m rooting for the orcas. Can’t blame them.
Get out of the pit if you can’t hang, boat.
Have they considered befriending the whales, or at least bribing them?
Killer Whales and humans have a long history of friendship and cooperative hunting. The orcas would lead people to large balleen whales, and the humans would spear them, taking most of the meat, but leaving the lips and tongue as payment to the Orcas.
This was before we turned their habitat into a toxic sludge superfreeway and exterminated their food supply.
Was thinking something similar. What if the whales just don’t like the sailors’ taste in heavy metal? Have we tried passing the aux to the whales? This could be a valuable learning experience.
I promise you, their solution will be “murder the orcas”
…it’s the easy answer so it’s the most likely.
That has been the solution to a non-existent problem for the better part of a century.
Highly relevant and highly recommend: https://youtu.be/DOWUHqDZjrA?si=Lf9Et_WycIcry6S9
Yea but have you considered https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SxOtD7OZ294
Also highly recommended “alternative” video for the same awesome song: https://youtu.be/I53HDr0-Qew?si=bI0uTUD5tgS6rLRZ
Yes batmetal is phenomenal as well
Honestly we deserve it. Orcas are considered sapient and on par with human intelligence by many experts, and one could argue we’re colonizing them.
Its not colonization if you can’t change their hearts and minds. Shit, we can’t even communicate. This is more like war.
Like genocide.
Colonization requires zero convincing of hearts and minds, where did you get that from?
Well, usually when you colonize, you destroy the native tongue and culture, to better assimilate them into your own. Spread the word of the good lord and all that. But I guess you can colonize mars, so I guess it’s not a requirement. My mistake. I wouldn’t say we’re colonizing orcas, though.
NOW I CAN SEE THE WALES LOOMING OUT OF THE DARK
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLEEESSS!!!
Like arrows in the sky
I can’t believe my eyes, but it’s true
Must be playing Metalcore, I’d pummel them too
🥲
I like Metalcore, but I don’t like Djent or a lot of Prog or Mathcore. Saying something is metalcore also is already kinda like something is undefined rock music.
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I see an expert in YT saying that you can calm a Cougar with “pspspspsps”.
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Maybe they dislike the genre and while some swim away others might tackle the issue more hands on.
The point I’m trying to make is: Have Saylors tried Taylor Swift?
