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Lydia_K@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

A happy computer is a productive computer.

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A happy computer is a productive computer.

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Lydia_K@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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      It’s been a long road

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      So… where did Porthos go to poop?

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        That’s Uncle Trip’s problem to solve.

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    The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:

    So this isn’t as insane as it looks.

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      Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.

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        Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈

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          That could be a good skit. Someone not affected by the telepathy is confused when everyone else is talking to the imaginary computer and nothing happens.

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    Giving me a piece of cheese makes me work better…

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      I’m lactose intolerant so the cheese makes me work better … but no one wants to work with me

      :(

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        :(

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      Works really well for me too.

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    The real treasure was the friends Peanut Hamper made along the way…

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    That’s how you avoid getting output like ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

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      Gotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.

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    You know the problem with voice assistants today? They don’t say, “WORKING!” *CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK* after you ask them something.

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      I wish they did

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    Cheddar makes it bettar

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      Nah fam Wensleydale

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    Confirmed servitor.

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      … did they ever actually show the “CPU” of the ship’s computer? Maybe it was a bit squishier than we’ve assumed

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    The Enterprise’s computer is Hex, confirmed:

    ++?????++ Out of cheese error. Redo From Start

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      Came here for the Discworld reference, was not disappointed.

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    +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++

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