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@Lydia_K@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago

A happy computer is a productive computer.

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A happy computer is a productive computer.

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@Lydia_K@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • chillbo_baggins
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    8•2 years ago

    Cheddar makes it bettar

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      2•2 years ago

      Nah fam Wensleydale

  • @ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    49•2 years ago

    • @SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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      16•2 years ago

      It’s been a long road

    • Flying Squid
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      5•2 years ago

      So… where did Porthos go to poop?

      • @ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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        That’s Uncle Trip’s problem to solve.

  • @mercano@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    That’s how you avoid getting output like ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

    • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      6•2 years ago

      Gotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.

  • Flying Squid
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    9•2 years ago

    You know the problem with voice assistants today? They don’t say, “WORKING!” *CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK* after you ask them something.

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      2•2 years ago

      I wish they did

  • The Bard in GreenA
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    15•2 years ago

    The real treasure was the friends Peanut Hamper made along the way…

  • NegativeNull@lemm.ee
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    18•2 years ago

    Giving me a piece of cheese makes me work better…

    • IninewCrow
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      I’m lactose intolerant so the cheese makes me work better … but no one wants to work with me

      :(

      • NegativeNull@lemm.ee
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        5•2 years ago

        :(

    • @averagedrunk@lemmy.ml
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      7•2 years ago

      Works really well for me too.

  • teft
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    42•2 years ago

    The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:

    So this isn’t as insane as it looks.

    • Flying Squid
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      9•2 years ago

      Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.

      • @bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2•2 years ago

        Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈

        • @WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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          1•2 years ago

          That could be a good skit. Someone not affected by the telepathy is confused when everyone else is talking to the imaginary computer and nothing happens.

  • Pistcow
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    7•2 years ago

    Confirmed servitor.

    • interolivary
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      2•2 years ago

      … did they ever actually show the “CPU” of the ship’s computer? Maybe it was a bit squishier than we’ve assumed

  • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++

  • Malgas
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    6•2 years ago

    The Enterprise’s computer is Hex, confirmed:

    ++?????++ Out of cheese error. Redo From Start

    • @themoken@startrek.website
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      4•2 years ago

      Came here for the Discworld reference, was not disappointed.

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