Hello you awesome people,
Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.
So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!
Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning
X Æ A-12
The only way to escape a name like that is to take a phallic rocket to mars and start a new colony
The only winner here is his sister who’s name was not as publicized. Exa Dark Siderael
Sounds like a hidden boss in a final fantasy game
Actually so many boss fights in life
How do you even pronunce that?
No joke, it’s pronounced Kyle. It’s the Greek letter chi, the dipthong æ which is called an æsc (pronounced ash) that makes a sound similar to the “a” in “cat” but shorter, and A-12 stands for “alphabet 12” or the 12th letter of the alphabet which is L. So chi-æ-l or kinda like a two syllable “Kyle”
Wow, I see it now. That is beyond retarded. Jesus Christ
Pretty fuckin cringe that you’re still calling stuff retarded lmfao 1998 called they want their insults back
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Can we not throw slurs around?
Dixon.
It’s only pronounced that way because he’s a dick’s son.
That was the joke, but I trust it’s much improved by the explication.
Is (the name at issue) this some unicode shit or sumfing?
It’s what a manchild thinks is sci-fi.
Shi-thead
Honestly such a classic https://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8?si=D-UWy03OoBxFszEy
Man those were the golden days of yt
I may have seen that one too, but I was thinking about this one, lol
It’s pronounced kyle
I read they pronounce it Xavier
For real?
Edit: doesnt he have a Xavier already?
Edit: duplicative
Does he care about any of his kids enough to know if there’s already a Xavier?
Xavier v2.0
Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Spez.
Now that would just be cruel.
Sue.
I dont know about that.
See, this world is rough, and if a man’s gonna make it, he’s gotta be tough. If a father knew he wouldn’t be there to help his son along he could, hypothetically, give him that name, say goodbye, and know his son would have to get tough or die.
That very name would then help to make him strong.
More like “Suetable”
X Æ A-12
“Hello 911? I’ve just witnessed a murder.”
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I once knew someone who refused to tell anyone the name they chose before the baby was born (absolutely valid choice, IMO). The grandpa-to-be chose to exclusively refer to the fetus as Beelzebub.
Adolf
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A lot of names are cool but then get ruined with shit like that. I always thought Isis was a beautiful name. But terrorism ruined it.
My neighbor named her dog Isis like the Greek God. It was not timely lol
Isis is Egyptian!
Shows how much I listened to her about it. Whoops!
That wouldn’t fly with the city clerk in Belgium. But then again, one can always try!
Should have made a joke with “nein”, but people would be Fuhrerious about it!
- Spanko
- Twallypod
- Roooooo
- Meganginipple
- Nipple
- Craig
- Nart
- Puddin
- Sue
- Ticksy
- Ewwgross
I do not have enough up votes for this
'ay nart, wuh yew uh to tday spud
First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I’m just going to list a few real names I’ve heard. Middles included.
Wynter Obsidian
Ocean Zebediah
Buck Shot
Dude, “Buck Shot” is awesome. That kid is pretty much guaranteed to be an astronaut with a name like that.
Or a gay porn actor. No in between options.
Nah, I see cop as an option. More likely than astronaut, actually.
But most of all, I see him becoming a “professional YouTuber” of the “rant from the cab of a pickup truck wearing a baseball cap and wearing oakleys” genre, before going out and attempting to kidnap a politician at gunpoint. It’s one of those nominative determinism things, for sure.
Aaron Mayden?
Mayden America
We were gonna go with Winter Grace. Really-really. There are reasons. But, due to other reasons, kids didn’t happen.
Open a random page in any P. G. Wodehouse novel and you’re good to go! Gussie Fink-Nottle, Bingo Little, Kipper Herring, Stiffy Byng. Or, my personal fave, add in an extra letter like he did for his character Psmith, where, he explains, the “p” is silent, "as in pshrimp.”
The post clearly asked for the worst names, not the very best /s
He said worst, not best.
Little Bobby Tables, we call him.
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
No guacamole either
A friend went with Gilbert, which seems like a strong contender.
Gilli gilli!
Jimothy
Tomathan
Kevincent
Jachary
Esteburt
Stanthony
Dr. Glaucomflecken taking notes over here…
Biggus And then convince them to change their last name into Dikkus
