Look at that guy lasting 3 minutes!

Lord of the underpants!

The name of a guy that couldn’t let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!

The only way to escape a name like that is to take a phallic rocket to mars and start a new colony

Should have made a joke with “nein”, but people would be Fuhrerious about it!

That wouldn’t fly with the city clerk in Belgium. But then again, one can always try!

Gilli gilli!