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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

You’ve been asleep for a very long time

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You’ve been asleep for a very long time

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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago
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  • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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    11•1 year ago

    Back when Jira was just cards taped to a wall

    • @mkwt@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Really I worked a project once that just had post-its stuck to the wall. It worked as well as Jira does.

      • @9point6@lemmy.world
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        Used a physical board in my last job before COVID

        Can’t really do stand up when none of you are in the office to move the cards

        • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Gotta set up a remotely operated robot to move the post its

          • @ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            The secret here is to come up with a business case that shows management what an incredible ROI they should expect from this initiative.

            Then you get to play with robots for a few months instead of actually working!

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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        2•1 year ago

        Plus it’s a lot more satisfying to move a physical object than to change status on a drop-down menu

        • @hex@programming.dev
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          I like dragging the card to the “Ready for demo” slot :3

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