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@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago

On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago
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  • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    38•11 months ago

    I’m 62. I’m accused of being a kid all the time.

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      53•11 months ago

      62 sounds like the kind of random age a kid would say they are. Found 'em!

      • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 months ago

        Damn it.

        And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling adults. I gonna go eat my Kraft mac & cheese.

        • @Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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          5•11 months ago

          Fuckin hell I’m 52 and haven’t had cereal since 1984. I get called a kid by 30/40 year olds that still eat sugar for breakfast 😂

          • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            2•11 months ago

            Oatmeal, made with water and a little salt.

            • Didros
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              3•11 months ago

              Melatonin putting humans to sleep since forever. Colorized.

              • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                1•11 months ago

                Damn straight.

          • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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            3•11 months ago

            I feel especially called out here… Pop tarts and cereal in the morning. Only thing that changed was fruit juice was swapped out for coffee.

            • @MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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              1•11 months ago

              Get yourself a danish or something if you’re going to eat dessert for breakfast. Damn kids.

            • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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              1•11 months ago

              Holy sugar spikes.

          • @frostysauce@lemmy.world
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            5•11 months ago

            What an odd thing to be proud of.

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